Source: Dwight MacPherson’s Twitter
Awesome author & TaraNormal supporter Dwight MacPherson posted a link to this interesting article on his Twitter feed today about a tale of two skeletons found in Mexico in the 1930′s.
A teenage girl was snooping around an abandoned mine tunnel (as all teenage girls do) and she came across the remains of two different skeletons. I’m guessing she screamed as soon as she found them.
Here’s the rub: One of the skeletons isn’t like anything from Earth. It’s ALIEN! Or so some want to believe. Hey, I want to believe too.
The debate between the skeptics and the believers has been going strong for 8 decades about this case. The skeptics believe the skull could belong to a deformed child. I guess like a Jason from Friday the 13th. Heeeere’s Jason:
Now, I present my argument. What if the skull actually belongs to an Oompa Loompa? Look:
I think no theory is out of bounds if we’re just going to say it’s part human. The idea of Oompa Loompas frighten me and not just because I love swimming in rivers of chocolate. These things can just make up songs spontaneously when children are being brutalized by candy. They are pure evil. If they exist, we need to prepare for the coming war between us candy lovers and these orange fiends.
Read the whole article on the skulls here at the TimesofMalta.com