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I BELIEVE: Skull: Human or Alien/Human Hybrid or Oompa Loompa?


Source: Dwight MacPherson’s Twitter

Awesome author & TaraNormal supporter Dwight MacPherson posted a link to this interesting article on his Twitter feed today about a tale of two skeletons found in Mexico in the 1930′s.
A teenage girl was snooping around an abandoned mine tunnel (as all teenage girls do) and she came across the remains of two different skeletons. I’m guessing she screamed as soon as she found them.
Here’s the rub: One of the skeletons isn’t like anything from Earth. It’s ALIEN! Or so some want to believe. Hey, I want to believe too.
The debate between the skeptics and the believers has been going strong for 8 decades about this case. The skeptics believe the skull could belong to a deformed child. I guess like a Jason from Friday the 13th. Heeeere’s Jason:
Jason Voorhees: Weird Looking Kid
Now, I present my argument. What if the skull actually belongs to an Oompa Loompa? Look:
Oompa Loompa
I think no theory is out of bounds if we’re just going to say it’s part human. The idea of Oompa Loompas frighten me and not just because I love swimming in rivers of chocolate. These things can just make up songs spontaneously when children are being brutalized by candy. They are pure evil. If they exist, we need to prepare for the coming war between us candy lovers and these orange fiends.

Read the whole article on the skulls here at the TimesofMalta.com


I BELIEVE: Vampire Skeletons Found in Bulgaria

Real Vampire Skeleton

Bulgaria is apparently home to 100 ‘vampire’ burials. Here’s a pic of the latest one that was found in the Black Sea town of Sozopol.

From the Mirror News Article:

Bulgarian archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons dating back to the the Middle Ages with iron rods pierced through their chest to supposedly stop them from turning into vampires.

According to pagan beliefs, people who were considered bad had a stake stabbed through their heart, to stop them from turning into vampires.

National history museum chief Bozhidar Dimitrov said: “These two skeletons stabbed with rods illustrate a practice which was common in some Bulgarian villages up until the first decade of the 20th century.

“I do not know why an ordinary discovery like that became so popular. Perhaps because of the mysteriousness of the word “vampire”.

So it looks like murder was okay in Bulgaria as long as you claimed the person was a vampire first. I really hope they checked their facts first.

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