Posts Tagged ‘sea creatures’


I BELIEVE: Montauk Monster Ahoy!

Largely debunked to be just the bloated corpse of a drowned dog, the Montauk Monster still has its believers. These believers are mostly people who probably have never seen the mystical creatures known as dogs. They’ve never seen the wonder of them catching a Frisbee or bringing a stick around to chew on. They’ve never heard the wondrous sound of them waking their owners at 3 AM because a pin dropped in the hallway. They are truly missing out. If you want to believe in the Montauk Monster below is a link!
http://gawker.com/5249065/montauk-monster-washes-up-again

2nd Montauk Monster


I BELIEVE: Montauk Monster II: The Revenge!

Montauk Monster Dead In Panama!
Ahoy! We’ve got another Montauk Monster! These things keep winding up dead! This one’s way far from home however and it’s end was far more tragic. Reportedly a group of teenagers from Panama beat the creature to death. The real tragedy is when aliens do finally land here on Earth (HAVE THEY ALREADY?!? OMG! EMOTICON!) they’re going to be armed once they get wind out of how these punks in Panama treated this poor cryptozoological oddity.

The Telegraph has the whole story!